Phone Post for theposthumans

[ahhmahgawd]

[Ringtone]

Ah'm a lil' busy right now, but if you leave a message, Ah'll get right back to you.

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[CALLING]

[ahhmahgawd]

Hey.

[CALLING]

[dacosta_pi]

I'm not sorry for acting like a bitch, okay? I'm fucking sick and tired of being everyone's joke. Especially her's.

[CALLING]

[ahhmahgawd]

Ah don't blame you, man. That wasn't funny at all.

Everyone can just shut their damn mouths.

[CALLING]

[dacosta_pi]

Fuck. I just...I fucking hate everything right now. The whole god damn network is just going to think I'm a bigger fucking joke than I already am.

[CALLING]

[ahhmahgawd]

You ain't a joke, Bobby.

[CALLING]

[dacosta_pi]

Well at least I can rely on you not to think so. Mãe do deus, what a kick in the 'nads.

[CALLING]

[ahhmahgawd]

Ah don't know what the heck that was about. Girls.

You wanna go do somethin'?

[CALLING]

[dacosta_pi]

Yeah I do, 'cause I don't wanna do anything stupid and end up at a bar, Sammy. Maybe we can just go fly, or something.

[CALLING]

[ahhmahgawd]

Ah won't let you, Ah swear.

Maybe we can even spar a lil', too.

[CALLING]

[dacosta_pi]

Yeah? Where you wanna go?

[he sounds like that idea appeals to him. god, it's pathetic, but he's all emo because the girl he lurrrves won't take him seriously ever.]

[CALLING]

[ahhmahgawd]

Maybe you wanna try some battle tactics in the sky? We don't practice that enough. Or we could just fly until we find a place on the ground.

[Bawww Sam gets that because no one likes taking him seriously half the time either]

[CALLING]

[dacosta_pi]

Sky's good. Meet you above the house in five?

[CALLING]

[ahhmahgawd]

Ah'll be there.

[CALLING]

[dacosta_pi]

[...]

Thanks, buddy.

[CALLING]

[ahhmahgawd]

Anytime, man.