ahhmahgawd | Phone Post for theposthumans

ring ring ring

Hey there.

Hey.

So I'm not back in Seattle until like Friday, but...can we talk?

Sure thing, darlin'. What's up?

Well.

[she's so hesitant with all of this.]

I kinda realized last week that I'm doing way too much. With my school, and teaching at the import school, and then work and studying and writing papers and it's...I think I have to give something up? I don't really want to, but I barely got through last week and thankfully I didn't have any papers to write or labs because I know I wouldn't have made them as well and as much as I like think it's really important for us all to be a team and stuff, I think I need to quit the squad.

[...]

Do what you need to do, okay? We got a lotta folks on the team, so we'll do okay. Ah just want you to do what you feel you need to do--you ain't obligated to always be an X-man, Sally.

I'm...[don't apologize, don't apologize]--sorry. [Damn.]

If something comes up I'll help, but I just.

[Well she feels awful now.]

Maybe I can move stuff around and still do it.

No, you don't have to. If you need to do this other stuff, then Ah want you to. Don't be sorry, because you shouldn't be. Everyone takes breaks from the team, girl, and some quit outright. You gotta do what works for you and nothin' else. If you wanna help out in big emergencies, then you can. Otherwise, Ah want you to do what makes your life easiest; you have a lot going on.

If there's an emergency I'll help however I can. I think any of us would really. And thanks, Sam. I just don't want to disappoint the team, but leaving it is really the only thing I could come up with doing.

I should get going though. I've got labs in an hour. I'll be home on Friday so if you're not busy maybe we can see a movie?

Ah'd love to see a movie with you. Ah'll call you later, okay?

I can't wait! Bye, honey.

See ya later.

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[DELETES BEWBIES]

uh hi

imfknssorry

its ok

Bea?

Sniff...I'm so fucking stupid. STUPID.

Ah--it's okay. You ain't stupid.

Meus deus, shouldn't have called. It must be late. Desculpe, desculpe. Fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK.

It's...okay.

Is everythin' alright?

'm drunk.

Errr. Yeah.

Likin' New York, Ah guess?

Não sei porque eu estou te chamando, mas eu quero ir para casa. Tenho saudades da minha equipe estúpido. Eu mesmo sinto falta BOOSTER. Tudo é tão louca aqui e eu nem sei o que estou fazendo a metade do tempo. Eu não sei por que eu estou chamando você à noite. Eu acho, porque você acaba de ser a pessoa mais legal aqui, e você é o único cara que não olhar para minha bunda linda brasileira. Não que eu mente a atenção, mas é bom ter um rapazes falar com a minha cara por uma vez, você sabe? Todos os homens com quem estive são idiotas e oh Deus, eu estou falando como estamos juntos e isso não é assim que eu estou procurando agora. Desculpe. Eu--

Ugh, Bea--você é uma puta idiota. Ele não fala Português.

I'm.

I'm gonna be sick. Hkk.

[ TRANSLATION: I don't know why I'm calling you, but I want to go home. I miss my stupid team. I even miss BOOSTER. Everything is so crazy here and I don't know what I'm doing half the time. I don't know why I'm calling you tonight. I guess because you're just the coolest person here, and you're the only guy who does not look at my gorgeous Brazilian ass. Not that I mind the attention, but it is good to have a guy talking to my face for once, you know? All the men I've been with are idiots and oh God, I'm talking like we're together and that's so not what I'm looking for right now. Sorry. I--

Ugh, Bea. You're a dumb bitch. He doesn't speak Portuguese. ]

[....What did she just say?!?! D: BOBBY HALP WHERE ARE YOU]

M-maybe you should go back to wherever you're stayin' and lay down?!

Mrrr, bathroom more comfortable.

...Sorry Ah can't be there to help you.

Own stupid fault.

Everyone gets drunk sometimes...

Even YOU?

Sometimes!

That's a laugh.

It's true.

Name one stupid thing you did drunk.

Dragged mah sister into a bar, and beat up a bunch of guys from a rival family.

Rival fami-- [ BURSTS INTO LULZ ]

What?! They're jerks.

Meus deus, ai--[ LOLOLOLOLO ]

You have a rival family?! What IS that?

Uh...just how things were in mah hometown.

I think I saw a movie like that once.

....Probably.

Tell me there's a tragic love story too.

Ah, hey Sammy. It's Bea. I just wanted to call and say that I'm--[ SIGH ]--sorry that I freaked out on you earlier this week. Uh, yeah. That's it. Soooo...I'll see you around?

Hel~lo?

Uh, hey there.

Sammy! Hey!

You wanna go flyin' with me, gal?

[ LOL WHAT AH LAWD ]

Thought you'd never ask.

Okay. You'll need to bring spare clothes, right? Ah can carry 'em for you.

[D:]

I even went shopping this week!

I'll bring your shirt.

Okay. Ah can come to the Arthur.

You're even picking me up at my place? Such a gentleman.

Okay, I'll be waiting.

Ah'll be there.

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Edited 2010-07-14 19:30 (UTC)

Okay. So you said to call if I needed...anyway. Look, I'm sorry if I came off kind of rude or whatever earlier. I know I brought up the whole you yelling at me thing like a million times which was just unfair and stupid. Because mission and danger and...

I'm just sorry okay? Because like its kind of silly to be annoyed at something that happened so long ago and like you, Amara, and Bobby are all I know in this City. So...my roommate catches on fire.

AND NOW I'M BABBLING.

This is the most pointless message in the world. How do I erase--[BEEP]

Does this mean that the message I left you wasn't part of a really bad nightmare?

[LOL]

Hey, it's alright. You get dumped into an alternate world? Freak outs are allowed.

You were supposed to say, what message, Sally? I was just calling for no reason.

Okay, girl.

Ah'm callin' to see how you're doin'.

Now see, that wasn't all that hard! And I'm not freaking out like I was yesterday, so I figure that's a plus.

Do you know where any like thrift stores are? I need to buy clothes.

[NAMES OF STORES]

That's good, Ah--- [PAUSE]

Is your roommate Bea?

Thanks, Sam.

Yeah, she lights on fire. Apparently I get to room with fire people all the time.

[PAUSE]

I am pretty sure that she likes you. Or at least includes you in the list of cute guys in this place. You and...Johnny?

Yeah, Ah know and it burns away all her clothes!

[HORRIFIED]

Wait...Johnny? Johnny Storm?

Yeah, she told me. Which has to suck.

And um, maybe? She did say he was another fire guy and he's a fire guy.

I DON'T KNOW.

Uh. Okay.

You gettin' along?

After the initial this is my room thing, yeah. She gave me a cardigan to wear.

She's real nice.

She reminds me a little of Tabitha, so I think her and I will get along just fine.

[...]

Yeah, a little bit.

Oh, um.

God, I'm sorry Sam.

It's alright, girl. Ah'm actually gonna go flyin' with her in a bit.

Ah'll catch you later? You should hang out with me, 'Mara and Bobby one night soon.

Have fun. I'm going to go find those stores.

And yeah, I'd like that.

Bye.

Ah'll call you later!

Bye.

[/CLICK]

are you busy?

nope

can i possibly convince you to take me flying?

sure thing

where are you?

on the roof of my building

be there in five

thanks sam

cya

[ Dropped off in Sam's mailbox is a manila folder with SAM GUTHRIE written on it in Bea's handwriting. Enclosed is a 10x8 glossy print (http://himstress666.deviantart.com/art/Fetish-Butt-69989972?q=boost:popular+in:photography+fetish&qo=213) and nothing else. ]

[AHHHH MAHH GAWDDDD

WHO CAN THIS BE D:]

Hey, Sam, it's Sally. Um, I'm trying to get hold of everyone and I haven't heard anything from you and I don't think anyone else has either. So please give me a call when you get this so we know you're okay. Or call Amara because she's here with me. Thanks.

[ Bea doesn't know that Terry confiscated Sam's phone, but she still calls him after seeing Terry's message that morning. Bea sounds groggy through the message and she's sniffing every other second. She needs to stop calling Sam while she's emotional from being under the influence. ]

Sammy?! Where are you? I haven't seen or heard from you in days and then suddenly I hear your friend who I haven't even met yet saying she's got you. Why haven't you been talking to me? Did I do something wrong?

Deus. I'm sorry. I don't want to be that girl. I'm just worried, alright?

[ There's an awkward pause that seems to last forever. ] We need to talk...whenever you get this.

I-I guess I'll see you later?

[ Click ]

Hey.

Hi. Uhhh, can I ask you a favour? This is gonna seem totally random.

Go for it.

Well I kinda offered to have dinner with Amara. But I'm piss ass poor and can't take her out, so...I was wondering if you would comeoverandhelpmemakesomething.

[Aw cute widdle bffls]

'Course, man. Got anythin' in mind you wanna make her?

Seriously, man, I have NO IDEA. What's easy but not lame? Like meat and veggies and stuff...that type of thing?

Yeah, 'cause it's 'Mara. She likes all them fancy dishes, Ah reckon.

Ah can pick up some food and help you make up somethin' no problem.

You are such a lifesaver, dude. I so owe you one!

Be there soon, buddy.

Edited 2010-10-08 06:56 (UTC)

Thanks, bro.

[CLICK]

[have a singing Sally]

They say it's your birthday! dun nu nu nu nu nu!
Happy birthday to ya! dun nu nu nu nu nu!

[Paaaaausssseeee]

...okay so that's the only part of the song that I actually know...but anyway, happy birthday! I got you something, so I'll give it to you the next time I see you. It's not anything big or anything, but I think you'll like it.

Happy birthday!!

Hey, Sam.

Hey.

You didn't have to get me anything.

Everyone should get a present for their birthday. And it's nothing big.

Well, we can hang out. Where are ya?

I'm at my building. I can meet you at yours if you want.

Okay. See you in a bit?

I'll be there soon.

[/CLICK]

sam

there is a pumpkin bash carnival tonight to raise money for the kids ward at a hospital

tell me you want to go
no one else wants to go :c

i will pay your way

oh sure i'll go that sounds like fun

if we win a bear i need to give it to amara

pick me up or am i coming to you?

ill come get you

ok

see you soon

ring ring ring

Hey, Terr'.

'allo, Sam.

How're ye doin'?

Ah'm fine. You?

Fine as well.

I wanted t'apologize for avoidin' ye over the last week or so.

It's okay, Terry. Ah shoulda thought alla that over more before tellin' ya.

Maybe. But I dinnae if it would've turned out any differently if ye had waited t'let me know.

Now when ye say you're fine, are ye about the same level of fine as Bobby's been?

[...]

Yeah, about that.

I thought ye might be about the same.

He and I went t'a meetin'. Ye in the mood for doin' so as well some time soon?

He told me about that. Ah think it'd be good if Ah went to one, too.

We can go t'one next week if ye want.

Okay.

...Thanks, Terry. This means a lot.

Yuir me friend, Sam. I wouldn't feel right sittin' around doin' nothin' when I know somethin' that might help.

Ah know, and Ah wanted to thank you for it. You're a good friend, Terry. Always have been.

Same can be said for you.

I'll talk to ye later.

'Kay.

See ya.

Hey.

I'm not sorry for acting like a bitch, okay? I'm fucking sick and tired of being everyone's joke. Especially her's.

Ah don't blame you, man. That wasn't funny at all.

Everyone can just shut their damn mouths.

Fuck. I just...I fucking hate everything right now. The whole god damn network is just going to think I'm a bigger fucking joke than I already am.

You ain't a joke, Bobby.

Well at least I can rely on you not to think so. Mãe do deus, what a kick in the 'nads.

Ah don't know what the heck that was about. Girls.

You wanna go do somethin'?

Yeah I do, 'cause I don't wanna do anything stupid and end up at a bar, Sammy. Maybe we can just go fly, or something.

Ah won't let you, Ah swear.

Maybe we can even spar a lil', too.

Yeah? Where you wanna go?

[he sounds like that idea appeals to him. god, it's pathetic, but he's all emo because the girl he lurrrves won't take him seriously ever.]

Maybe you wanna try some battle tactics in the sky? We don't practice that enough. Or we could just fly until we find a place on the ground.

[Bawww Sam gets that because no one likes taking him seriously half the time either]

Sky's good. Meet you above the house in five?

Ah'll be there.

[...]

Thanks, buddy.

Anytime, man.

[Left at Sam's door is a box of cookies and a note!]

Sam,
I'm sorry about yesterday. I hope Bobby's okay, and I'll watch what I say.

[The next part looks like it's been erased a few times]

I hope you still want to hang out on Friday, but I understand if you're not up for it.
&hearts
Sally

[bring bring bring]

Hey.

Hey!

Do you have plans tonight? I won free tickets to the movies, and who better to take than my movie buddy!

Sure, Ah'll go with you.

What movie?

Nuh uh! I'm not allowed to pick the movies anymore after what happened last time. I learned my lesson.

Okay, Ah'll pick.

We should get some McDonalds first. You hungry?

[PAUSE cause lol she needs to count her money]

I could definitely go for McDonalds.

You got the tickets, Ah'll buy the food.

Okay!

Um. I'll meet you at your place, or do you want to fly over here?

Ah'll fly over. See ya soon.

Thanks, Sam. See ya.

DUDE I TOTES GOTTA JOB.

doin what???

lol im a lifeguard

lol lol srsly?!

SERIOUSLY. i can make fat cash watching chicks swimming all day

man that is the greatest job

tell amara yet?

i left her a message.

hey, maybe you can come with me to work tomorrow to check it out! there's one of those public swims at the start of my shift

okay, sure that sounds like it could be fun

i don't have to work until night anyways

cool beans bro. I start at 1

kay ill be ready

The next time I be a bit homesick, remind me not t'accept dinner invitations from the other imports, Samuel. Especially when they don't know what "authentic Irish restaurant" means.

And remember, ye got a week t'get rid of that monstrosity on yuir face before I get an intervention together.

'allo, Sam.

'Kay, who brought you on a date?

James Kirk.

Oh, I be sorry, Captain James T. Kirk.

[you can practically hear her rolling her eyes]

Oh, Lord.

Where'd he even take you?

A chain restaurant. I said adieu before the dancin' started.

[LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL]

Ah'm so sorry, Terr'.

And the food wasn't even that good, but it was free, so I can't be too disappointed.

Maybe ask where you're goin' next time.

Or pick better men t'date.

That, too. Maybe get Monet to pick 'em for ya next time. That's what Ah'm supposed to do about mah girlfriends now.

Edited 2010-12-06 01:51 (UTC)

I dinnae. She never seems t'approve of Wade.

Edited 2010-12-06 01:52 (UTC)

....Yeah.

I already know yuir feelin's about him as well.

Uh-huh.

Ah ain't exactly quiet about 'em.

None of ye are, but I bet he'd have takin' me for real Irish food. Probably have gotten us attacked by ninjas along the way, but I'd have gotten meself some potato soup.

Never did find a place, huh?

You'll be the first person I tell if I ever do.

Alright.

Well Ah'll leave ya to some peace now, so y'can get over your date.

I'll be needin' it.

Night, Sam.

Night, girl.

[/click]

Hey, Sam!

I think you're probably at work so I'm just going to leave you a message. I'm having lots of fun down here in the desert. I've seen Bobby, who is oh my god, so little, but definitely still Bobby and I saw Tom too for a bit. Warren is as always Warren and it's really nice getting to spend some time with him.

And did you know that the Wal-Marts down here have totally better things than the ones up where we are? Because they DO. I got you something. It's like authentic and everything. I think you'll like it.

I'll be back tomorrow in like the afternoon if you want to hang out or anything. Let me know.

I miss you.

Edited 2010-12-22 01:06 (UTC)

'Lo?

Sam, hey. It's Warren.

Oh, hey. What's goin' on?

Well, I kind of have a bit of a problem and I was wondering if you had any advice.

[he pauses]

It's a vermin problem.

[OMMMMMG HE CAN BE AN EXTERMINATOR 8D]

Yeah? Mah daddy taught me all types of things about keepin' the vermin all outta the dang house back in Kentucky. What's your problem, exactly?

Well, I got the insulation fixed so all the holes are now covered, but I guess I'm just worried that I might have trapped something inside the house.

[tries not to make a disgusted noise]

See, T or C isn't exactly meant to see snow, so when we got it over Christmas the bugs and...stuff needed places to hide. So in they came.

Oh, man. Yeah, that'd be it.

[HMMM]

Ah can come down and take a look at things for ya, if you want.

Sure. How about this weekend?

[That is, of course, if nothing crazy happens...]

Yeah, sure. Ah can get Pixie to 'port me there.

Thanks, man. I appreciate it.

It ain't a problem. Ah'll see ya then.

Hey, Sam.

Uh...I think this place is going crazy again. I just ran into Tabitha, and she didn't come out of the machine or get a room assignment or anything.

She's from our past and, well, kinda still dating you. Or well...past you because I'm dating you now. this place is crazy.She also might be staying at my place. I wanted to give you a heads up in case you come over.

I don't know...

Call me if you need anything.

OH!

I got you guys a popcorn maker. And something just for you but I'll give it to you later.

Gotta be Wandas fault

i'm kinda busy paige is here and so are a ton of other folks as i reckon youve seen

give us the popcorn maker when this is all over

probably
at least we all still have our powers

good luck with your sister

good luck with tabs

thanks

ttyl

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THEY ARE LIKE TOGETHER

RICTOR AND SHATTERSTAR

YOU SAID BFF

THAT IS NOT THE SAME THING AS LOVERS SAMUEL

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KEEP ME IN THE LOOP

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW FUTURE THINGS IF YOU DON'T LET ME KNOW?!?!

....what

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT RICTOR AND SHATTERSTAR ARE LIKE TOGETHER

because....they're not

uh baby they kinda are

so wait you didn't know either?

why would they even be???

i have no idea what rictor sees in him

but i guess because they like one another

i mean i know i only get into relationships with people i really like

Edited 2011-01-27 03:28 (UTC)

I DON'T UNDERSTAND

what part don't you get sam?

SINCE WHEN????

i kinda didn't ask that part

i just warned him that lorna wants to have sex with aliens and ric was all that shatterstar won't until they know what they are?

well uh

okay

sorry

i really thought you knew

i didnt even know shatty liked people

i'm still convinced that he does

i gotta talk to bobby about this

mmmkay

can i see you later tonight when you're done?

yeah course!!!

well uh i hope ric and star are happy together...anyways

okay!!

i kinda think ric is happy about anything right about now

yeah thats weird well figure it out

we will

thanks sam

see you soon

Found a place.

Send me the location and I'll be there asap

[blah blah place]

kk see ya

kk? really?

[ring ring]

Hey.

[Have a string of indistinguishable words with lots of sobbing Sam]

Sally?! What's wrong?

I can't make my field. I keep trying and it won't work and 'mara still has her powers. Nothing is up on the network about anything. Just the sun is being crazy, and it won't come up, Sam.

Son of a--

Ah'm gonna come over, okay?

Th-thank you.

Ah'll be right there, honey.

[/hangs up]

[Pick up the world's gone insane]

[OH GOD DAMN CRAPPPPP]

[WHY DID THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEE]

[AH MADE SOME MISTTAKKKKES]

Uh...hey.

Did the world suddenly go insane again?!

Uhm...Ah think so.

Are you okay?

Just fine. Are you?

[D8]

I'm pretty sure I haven't gone insane, but maybe I wouldn't like know if I have...are you busy?

Yeah, Ah gotta work soon. [LYINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG]

Oh, okay.

Can I come by and see you later?

Uh, sure. Ah gotta get goin' though! Bye, Sally.

[MERCCCCCCCCCCCCY D8]

Bye, Sam.

[/CLICK]

[YOU PICK UP THIS PHONE, SAM GUTHRIE YOU HOME WRECKER.

BTW Amara has had like eight shots before getting the nerve to call him.]

Hey.

We need to talk.

[PAAAAAAUSE.]

I spoke to Roberto.

Oh, well Ah forgot to mention that Ah REALLY need to go work right now and Bobby's not even my friend so I don't even know what you're getting at.

Ah'll call you later!!

Don't you dare hang up.

[THIS IS SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS, SAMUEL.]

[D:]

Amara Aquilla, Ah am older than you and you can't tell me what to do!

[Except...he's not hanging up because it's Amara and he always listens to her.]

Is there something you want to tell me, Sam?

No. Ah swear! NOTHING HAPPENED! Ah don't even know what you're talking about.

I'm sorry.

I'm not... angry.

[Yes she is BUT MOSTLY UPSET.]

I'm just trying to understand.

Well, Ah don't understand! Ah don't want to understand. Ah'm just gonna leave this city forever instead.

[SHE JUST STARTS CRYING. MAYBE THOSE SHOTS WERE NOT A GOOD IDEA.]

I can't compete with you, Sam! I've always accepted that I was number four in Roberto's life-- after you, Magnum PI, and Jesus-- but this is so-- real.

WHAT?! NO! Ah don't want to compete with you, Amara. Ah ain't! Ah don't. You can have Bobby, and you can keep him forever. Please don't cry, Ah'm so sorry.

[A dignified sniff.]

You don't have to apologize, Sam.

Yes, Ah do! Because that's weird and Ah don't---Ah don't know what happened!!

Are you in love?

NO!

It's okay if you are.

We aren't! Get real---that just ain't---No!

Amara, Ah don't love him, and he don't love me! Ah swear, and Ah promise.

But you would never sleep with someone "just because"!

[SAM YOU ARE BETTER THAN THAT ;_;]

AMARA, AH CAN'T TALK TO YOU IF YOU KEEP USIN' WORDS LIKE THOSE!!!

What word should I use, then?

Not those kinds.

Call it the thing that never shoulda happened and didn't even happen in the first place, because it was probably a dream.

But didn't it happen?

...Kind of, but Ah don't think anyone should ever talk about it.

[She is so sorry, Sam, but she is crying still 8'( ]

The two of you need to work it out somehow.

We are not working on anything. He's your boyfriend, Amara. Ah don't want him!

I can't be with him knowing that he has feelings for you!

There are no feelings, and Ah already told you Ah'm leaving forever.

Where would you even go?

Far away.

Listen, Ah have a girlfriend! Ah like Sally way better, okay?!

[Her voice is trembling. She is trying to be mature here but this is so UPSETTING.]

Okay...

Please, please don't cry. 'Mara, Ah am so sorry.

[Sam would never go out of his way to hurt anyone, ESPECIALLY her, so it just makes her feel worse that he's apologizing.]

I think I just need time to process this. I'll be okay.

Let's just pretend it didn't happen...

Phone Post for theposthumans

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[HE LIKES FLYING]

[--HAVE A HOT ASS. THERE, FINISHED.]

[so much fire butt.]

[you know it.]

Re: [you know it.]

[voicemail] I DONT EVEN KNOW OK

[CALLINGl] DAMN I AM HAWT SHITE

[CALLING] NUH UH YOU STINK

[CALLING] BETSY THINKS IM HOT TOO

[CALLING] SCREW THIS I'M MOVING TO NEW MEXICO

[CALLING] BUT SALLLLLLYYY

[CALLING] I'M ONLY STAYING FOR FUN TIMES WITH AMARA

[CALLING] EVERYONE WANTS GUTHRIE

[CALLING] ACTUALLY ROBERTO'S THE CUTE ONE

[CALLING] no

[CALLING] his parachute pants are totally cuter than overalls

[CALLING] sam is crying

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