Phone Post for capeandcowl

[ahhmahgawd]

Uh, you've reached Sam. Ah'm a lil' busy right now, but if you leave a message, Ah'll be right sure to get back to you.
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[ahhmahgawd]

[SIGH]

Okay, you know that picture she took from me? Well Sally went behind mah back and hired Luke Cage and Iron Fist to go and get it back from her. Now Serafina's all pissed about it.

[ascending_angel]

[...]

[OH THAT GIRL]







[SHE IS SO GROUNDED]

It was Sally?! Why the hell would she--?!

[ahhmahgawd]

Ah don't know!!! Can you ground her, or somethin'?!

[ascending_angel]

[Trying to sound calm but very obviously does not]

What'll she do to her?

[ahhmahgawd]

Ah ain't gonna let her get hurt, Warren. As long as Serafina gets a game outta it from me, Ah bet she won't be mad too long.

[EVEN IF IT MEANS I WILL GET HURT INSTEAD.]

[ascending_angel]

Oh, yeah, because I bet you getting hurt won't hurt Sally at all. This is going too far now, Sam!

[ahhmahgawd]

[HURHGHG]

Ah don't know what else to do.

[ascending_angel]

Pulling a fucking stunt like that isn't the thing to do because I swear to God if you make her cry one tear, Sam--

[Takes a DEEP BREATH so that he doesn't start uttering death threats or some shit because that would be really counter productive, wouldn't it?]



How about you put aside your pride and get some help. There are probably somewhere close to 300 other metas in this city and you just have to play hero all by yourself.

[ahhmahgawd]

Ah won't, Ah...

Ah'll ask for help.

[ascending_angel]

I mean it, Sam. If I find out that you're actually stupid and ridiculous enough to pull something like that, I'll kick your ass myself.

[and he's not joking because Sam really shouldn't be that strategically stupid.]

[ahhmahgawd]

Ah will. Ah'll make a post.

[ascending_angel]

Good.

And let me be the first to volunteer because if that bitch touches one hair on Sally's head, she's mine.

[ahhmahgawd]

Ain't you supposed to be...not doin' X-men stuff?

[ascending_angel]

Is this X-Men stuff?

[ahhmahgawd]

[...]

No. It's personal.

[ascending_angel]

Yeah, that's what I thought.

[ahhmahgawd]

Ah'll put some people together, and keep you posted.

[ascending_angel]

Sounds good.

[KTHXBAI /click]