Phone Post for capeandcowl

[ahhmahgawd]

Uh, you've reached Sam. Ah'm a lil' busy right now, but if you leave a message, Ah'll be right sure to get back to you.
Calls | Voicemail | Text Messages | Ringtone

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[call; 3:00 am; friday; 11/27]

[jewpryde.livejournal.com]

[Ring ring ring ring ringgggggggg]

[call; 3:00 am; saturday 11/28]

[ahhmahgawd]

Nrr--what in the samhill? Ah don't want no bibles. S'late.

[text]

[jewpryde.livejournal.com]

Scott bought me a new phone.

I AM SO BORED.

Can I go out and play yet? :[

[text]

[ahhmahgawd]

Good.

With who?

[call]

[turns-to-fire.livejournal.com]

[RINGRINGRING]

[call]

[ahhmahgawd]

Hey, girl.

[call]

[ahhmahjaysus.livejournal.com]

[RINGRINGGGGGG or IDK some obnoxious country song ringtone thing because it's Sam, all like she thinks my tractor's sexy]

[call] that is his ringtone now thanks

[ahhmahgawd]

.....Jay? Wha--you never call me.

[DRUNK SAM IS DRUNK]

[prettymorlock]

[ring ring ring omg pick up the phone]

[ahhmahgawd]

Hey, darlin'.

TEXT

[prettymorlock]

plz tell me you were joking about alex dressing ok

TEXT

[ahhmahgawd]

huh whats wrong with it

TEXT

[prettymorlock]

Whats your favorite color?

TEXT

[ahhmahgawd]

blue you?

[text; forward dated to the 3rd!]

[jewpryde.livejournal.com]

[Have a photo of stripper/bartender Cannonball, Sam]

[text; forward dated to the 3rd!]

[ahhmahgawd]

KITTY WHAT THE HELL????

[text; forward dated to june 3]

[prettymorlock]

WHY ARE PEOPLE SENDING ME PICTURES OF YOU AS A STRIPPER?

[text; forward dated to june 3]

[ahhmahgawd]

because kittys a jerk and is at a strip club idk

[text; 11:30 am; 6/15]

[prettymorlock]

are you busy?

[text; 11:30 am; 6/15]

[ahhmahgawd]

nope. you need anything?

[VOICEMAIL] Backdated to Saturday night July 10

[prettymorlock]

[apparently she didn't wait for the beep to start...]

...a table, Sam! We were taking a break from playing because I think Rogue went on a beer run or whatever and then Cable decided that Domino was cheating. Do her powers even work that way? I've no idea, but apparently he thought she was totally cheating and so he FLIPPED. THE. TABLE. And then he wasn't going to pick it up.

[exasperated sigh]

But he did because I was all you are picking that table up. I mean I'm never going to use this apartment because um, I kind of like my living situation now and that would be a really long walk to your room or my room every night. Which would be silly. I think your sister would really see you or me coming and going then which would be really awkward.

And talking to Domino is something else. Did I tell you she's teaching me how to use a gun?

ANYWAY! If you get this message can you pick me up because I don't think I should try navigating the subway system back to the Institute. But if you don't get it then that's okay I'm sure I'll find my way home. If I'm not in bed by the time you get done with your search for...her you might want to check the...[BEEEEP]

[CALLING YOU THE FUCK BACK] Backdated to Saturday night July 10

[ahhmahgawd]

[voicemail] i don't know why i get inspired at 3 in the morning

[prettymorlock]

[this is left like Monday afternoon]

Hey.

I wanted to give you a heads up that I left you a present on your side of the bed. It's...well, if it isn't appropriate or anything feel free to throw it away. I'll understand. It isn't the greatest quality, but it was hard because the image was so small on the screen. I know it isn't the same thing, but maybe it'll help.

Anyway, I'll see you after I get off my shift.

[Pause]

I love you.

[he'll find the pic of him and jay on the bed that she got blown up from serafina's post]

TEXT

[prettymorlock]

our hairdryer attacked me

Re: TEXT

[ahhmahgawd]

are you okay???

CALLING

[prettymorlock]

[OMG SAMUEL PICK UP YOUR PHONE]

CALLING

[ahhmahgawd]

Hey.

[CALLING]

[ascending_angel]

[CALLING]

[ahhmahgawd]

Hey.

calling

[prettymorlock]

[ring ring ring what the hell is this ringtone sam]

calling

[ahhmahgawd]

Hey.