ahhmahgawd | Phone Post for capeandcowl

[Ring ring ring ring ringgggggggg]

Edited 2009-11-27 22:43 (UTC)

Nrr--what in the samhill? Ah don't want no bibles. S'late.

Who calls selling bibles at 3 am?

Edited 2009-11-27 22:47 (UTC)

Kitty? Huh?

Hi, sorry it's late.

[There's noises in the background like someone eating. It's her, shoveling an ungodly amount of food in her mouth.]

Uh,

[He's moved away from Tabby and into the hall now.]

What's up? You okay?

Yes. No. Kind of.

I just wanted to talk to someone.

Well, talk, darlin'. You doin' alright?

You know how when the X-Men get together, there's always like-- fighting and everyone blurts out everyone's secrets and stuff?

Well that kind of happened and now I'm really upset about it. Because now everyone in the world knows about Pete Wisdom and all of that stuff.

What?!

[more awake now.]

Girl, what happened?

I don't even know what happened! Once second I was eating stuffing and the next-- BOOM. All my dirty laundry is out there.

[LONG PAUSE]

Was it Raven?

No.

It was Megan, weirdly enough. I don't know... I guess I just needed to hear a friendly voice.

Ain't she your friend?

I THOUGHT so.

[Kitty sounds decidedly upset. And has put her fork down.]

Do you want me to come get you?

No... I should probably stick it out and talk with her about it.

I'll be home on Saturday, I think.

But thanks, Sam. I feel better after talking with you.

Well, okay, darlin'. Whatever you want.

But you know Ah'd blast on out there if you wanna leave earlier.

[NOPE NOPE SHE'S DEFINITELY NOT CRYING A LITTLE.]

...thanks, I should let you get back to bed.

Ah can still talk.

I had a really good idea about a new fried chicken recipe. I'm going to make some when I get back.

Really? You'll hafta teach it to me.

I also want to try and make fried turkey.

Do you think it's hard?

Uh, probably.

But Ah think ya can fry just about anythin'

I should probably try to get some sleep. I literally ate like, every left over in the fridge.

See you Saturday?

Sure. Ah'll see ya when you get home. Then we can fry turkey.

Scott bought me a new phone.

I AM SO BORED.

Can I go out and play yet? :[

Good.

With who?

Godzilla and Mr. T.

as long as they ain't titans.

you can hang out with Gar, though.

You can't tell me who to hang out with.

just be careful, okay?

I will be!

Promise!

[RINGRINGRING]

Hey, girl.

[THERE IS A LONG SUFFERING SIGH HERE.]

Hi, Sam. I have a favor to ask.

What is it?

My door has been destroyed. Literally destroyed. As in, it took ten minutes to vacuum up all the pieces of wood on my floor.

Could you help me put in a new one?

What happened?

Roberto punched it.

[PAUSING SAM KNOWS SHIT'S UP.]

Ah'll fix your door, then Ah'll talk with Bobby.

Thank you, Sam. I think he could use a talk with you.

Ah'll talk with him, promise. It'll be okay, girl. Don't worry none.

You might have to fix the surrounding wall, too. I'm sorry to be a bother.

Ain't no bother to me, Darlin'. Ah'll do it ASAP.

I really wish he would pick a place other than my door to vent his anger.

It'll be okay. Ah'll mention that to him.

[RINGRINGGGGGG or IDK some obnoxious country song ringtone thing because it's Sam, all like she thinks my tractor's sexy]

.....Jay? Wha--you never call me.

[DRUNK SAM IS DRUNK]

What was I going to do? Wait for you to call?

Like you'd even want me to call you, Jay. You'd jus' get mad or somethin'.

I wouldn't--

[Jay sighs.]

...Whatever. I'll just call you later. When you're sober.

Bobby wasn't okay so Ah had to take him out.

[PAUSES]

Whassup?

[HAVE A PAUSE RIGHT BACK ATCHA]

...I'm worried about Paige.

She'll be okay.

You weren't there. You don't know--

Last night, she just... broke down crying, and she won't tell me why.

Yeah, Ah do actually.

[GOD SO DRUNK]

She'll be okay, Jay. Promise. She jus needs some time.

Sam?

What aren't you telling me?

Nothin'. Don't---don't worry about it.

How am I supposed to do that when you're hiding something from me?

Everything'll be okay. Everythin'sokay.

No, it's not, Sam! What are you-- what is everyone keeping from me?

Whaddya mean?

If everything was really okay, you could at least tell me what was wrong with our sister, for one.

She'sjus a lil' upset about somethin'. Future stuff. Some of her friends get hurt.

So why couldn't you just tell me that?

It's her business, Jay. The future ain't the happiest.

I heard about Nimrod.

Nimrod was defeated. Jus another fight.

Then why did Santo lie about it?

'Cause you dunt need to know about th' future.

Don't ever worry about it.

I don't need to know about the future, but Paige does?

Jus incase Banshee or Skin show up.

Banshee and Skin? But Skin...

...Oh.

Yeah. Ah thought she needed tah know, ya know?!

Yeah, I know.

Ah'm sorry, Jay. For everythin'.

Sorry Ah still ain't the brother you'd like me to be. Sorry.

[HE DOES MEAN THIS EVEN IF HE'S DRUNK.]

Sam, you're drunk.

Yeahhhhh, but Ah mean it more than you know.

What do you mean?

Ah'm sorry.

[Jay sighs]

You're doing a lot of good with the X-Men. That's what's important, isn't it?

But my family matters to me too. Ah shoulda been there. Ah should always be there.

You can't always be there, Sam.

[NO MATTER HOW MUCH LITTLE BRO WISHES HE COULD BE]

Ah should try to be.

If you need anythin' ever, Jay. Jus call me and Ah will help you.

Uh... okay.

[HOW MUCH OF THIS WILL HE EVEN REMEMBER?]

Thanks.

S'nooo problem, Joshua.

You gonna be alright?

I guess, yeah...

Sam... if something happened to me in the future, would you tell me?

[HOLY FUCK A PAUSE.]

Depends, Jay. There's stuff Ah still didn't tell Paige.

Depends on what?

Whaddya wanna know about the future?

Just... if something happens to me.

Nope.

[LYING LIAR]

You're lying.

Ah'm not!!

I'm not an idiot! You... I can't believe you...

So what is it?! What happens?

Nothing happens.

I don't believe you.

Ah...

Jay. Please.

I need to know. I... people from the future look at me like I shouldn't be here. You especially. It's like you're not even seeing me.

And... Paige has barely been here not even two weeks before she knows about the future-- A future that nobody can tell me about? Either nothing really does happen, or...

[That, ladies and gentlemen, is the "holy batman I have reached a very bad conclusion" sort of trailing off.]

[PAUSING]

Jay....can we talk about this tomorrow? Ah promise we will. Ah just...it should be when Ah'm sober.

Yeah, okay. I'm... sorry. Just... yeah, sorry.

Ah'm sorry too.

Talk to you tomorrow.

Later.

[Aannnd he hangs up.]

[ring ring ring omg pick up the phone]

Hey, darlin'.

IranintoSabretooth.

[FUCKING. LONG. PAUSE.]

What.

I was getting something to eat before work and because this city sucks and apparently there were no other places he could possibly go for lunch he was there too.

[Um. Yeah.]

[triestobecalmfuckkk]

Are you hurt?

No. I'm fine. He's missing a hand I think. And I kind of threw things at him, but no, I'm okay. Just a little frazzled.

Girl, you just made mah heart skip ten beats.

Are you sure you're alright?

I'm sorry, Sam. I just didn't want you to find out from someone else.

I hate him so much.

Ah'm just glad you told me even.

[He sighs]

Ah know, Ah hate him too. What matters is that you're safe.

Of course I'd tell you.

I am and he didn't hurt anyone else that was there either. I don't think I'll be allowed back in that shop though.

There's other places to eat, Sal'.

I know. I just should probably have done something besides throw my water at him.

It took you off guard. That happens sometimes.

Guess so. Are you do anything later tonight?

Nope.

Can I come and bug you when I get off work?

Ah can pick you up.

Really? Thank you.

Like Ah'd make you walk home all alone after ya'd had a run in with that dang fool.

Ah'll be there when you're done work, kay? And we'll fly.

Yeah, I'd really rather not have to walk home alone, and flying sounds perfect.

I get off in about three hours.

Ah'll be there, Sally. Right on time and everythin'.

You're the best. I'll see you then.

See ya, girl.

plz tell me you were joking about alex dressing ok

huh whats wrong with it

he wears clashing shades of green

it's all green

NO ITS NOT

sure it is sally it's just green

he was being all festive

no samuel

what are you doing tonight

i feel you need to see the difference between green and GREEN

i gotta linedance with kitty then im free

have fun

stop by my room when you're done?

uh okay

see you then sally

see you soon sam

Whats your favorite color?

blue you?

red

dark blue or light blue or any shade of blue?

any shade i guess it doesnt matter

do you have one you like more?

dark blue

how do you feel about orange, purple, pink, and green?

they're fine i guess

[wtf colours]

silk or lace?

both are nice

okay

i know girls usually get all kinds of fun pajamas and stuff but can i just wear your shirts to bed instead? these outfits are ridiculous

[khljaskhjdkshlkjlfhklkhajdsjlkhaslfkhjkkhSAJGDLHDFKJHhagdshfdkhfd]

sure girl whatever you want

[oh thank god]

you should see some of them

i don't see how a person is supposed to sleep comfortably in them

[yeah uhm lila cheney leather bathing suits um]

it sure sounds like they're uncomfortable

idk maybe i should get one and see how it is

maybe they're not so bad

amara has something like them

im really not surprised she's so fancy

do you want fancy?

it's okay i guess but you look great in anythin

[halp]

ok

[D8]

they've got ones with little horseshoes

i think those are more me

get whatever you like girl

i want you to like them too

i will!

okay!

then i will have new things to show you when i'm done shopping

[......8)]

okay

and you do not need to do the whole corsage thing for prom, okay?

really??

okay

if you really want to you can but idg the point of them!!

its alright sally i wont i dont get it either

ill see you later

okay good

see you in a bit

[Have a photo of stripper/bartender Cannonball, Sam]

KITTY WHAT THE HELL????

im not sure
a little drunk
also he has a souther accent lmfao

WHERE EVEN ARE YOUU?

out

oops i sent it to roberto too

katherine ann pryde you are in so much trrouble

Edited 2010-05-30 15:48 (UTC)

[Have another photo, but this time the stripper has his arms around Money and Kitty]

why is monet there too????

partyyyyy

whts amaras number

you willl never get it

im gonna tell bobby to send it to her

y'all are a bunch of jerks

he is totally cute

why did you send thiss to me

cuz ilu

ilu2 kitty but youre weird

dont you dare send that to bobby

too late lol

ih8u

no

:'[

okay i still love just dont send that stuff to my gf

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

well i didnt

but

but what??

g2g angel stripper just walked by

KITTY GO HOME

WHY ARE PEOPLE SENDING ME PICTURES OF YOU AS A STRIPPER?

because kittys a jerk and is at a strip club idk

i got it from monet not kitty

i also have a map now to the place

monets a jerk too and kitty should go home

sam

i'm sure they're just having fun and unwinding

kitty needs some fun

im glad my sister isnt here

uh yeah

i have a feeling she'd be there with them

id ground her

would she listen to being grounded

yes cause she'd be grounded

i think it might be worth the grounding

no

i kind of want to know where he got the goggles

hes a jerk

i'm sure he's a nice young man who is just trying to make a living

kitty said she sent it to bobby i am neevr gonna hear the end of it

no you really aren't then

amara will be nice to me

did they send it to her too

no but bobby will show her

he's not as handsome as you are

and the goggles don't suit him like they do you

uhhh thanks

plus you wear boxers

yes i do

mhm

where are you

my room

alone?

yeah

OK

see you

are you busy?

nope. you need anything?

could you pick me up?

from work? sure thing.

can we fly for a bit after?

yeah always

is everything okay?

no

thank you

what happened?

i talked to warren

and i had a panic attack in the bathroom

ill take you flying for as long as you want

thank you

i'll be outside in 5

ill be there

[apparently she didn't wait for the beep to start...]

...a table, Sam! We were taking a break from playing because I think Rogue went on a beer run or whatever and then Cable decided that Domino was cheating. Do her powers even work that way? I've no idea, but apparently he thought she was totally cheating and so he FLIPPED. THE. TABLE. And then he wasn't going to pick it up.

[exasperated sigh]

But he did because I was all you are picking that table up. I mean I'm never going to use this apartment because um, I kind of like my living situation now and that would be a really long walk to your room or my room every night. Which would be silly. I think your sister would really see you or me coming and going then which would be really awkward.

And talking to Domino is something else. Did I tell you she's teaching me how to use a gun?

ANYWAY! If you get this message can you pick me up because I don't think I should try navigating the subway system back to the Institute. But if you don't get it then that's okay I'm sure I'll find my way home. If I'm not in bed by the time you get done with your search for...her you might want to check the...[BEEEEP]

Hi Sam!

Okay, girl. Ah got your message.

How about you talk a bit more slowly?

Was I not slow before?

Um. Oops.

Well the tables been picked up so it's okay. And I'm doing better than Cable! Not as good as Rach or Domino, but ahahahah I'm beating Cable.

Well...uh.

When do you want me to pick you up?

Can you pick me up now? Or in an hour? Or really whenever!

[yawn]

I'm tired.

Ah can come now.

We might have to fly slow.

Uh. Alright.

Ah'm on mah way.

Thank you!

Can we cuddle?

.....Yeah.

I might fall asleep on you. If I do I am so sorry.

[this is left like Monday afternoon]

Hey.

I wanted to give you a heads up that I left you a present on your side of the bed. It's...well, if it isn't appropriate or anything feel free to throw it away. I'll understand. It isn't the greatest quality, but it was hard because the image was so small on the screen. I know it isn't the same thing, but maybe it'll help.

Anyway, I'll see you after I get off my shift.

[Pause]

I love you.

[he'll find the pic of him and jay on the bed that she got blown up from serafina's post]

our hairdryer attacked me

are you okay???

yes i destroyed it though

oh

we can get a new one when this stops

ok

i really hate this city sometimes

yeah me too

be careful at work

i wouldn't be surprised if your registers go crazy

you be careful too

my shield will be up until this is over

good

[OMG SAMUEL PICK UP YOUR PHONE]

Hey.

Hey.

Promise me that you won't get mad?

Why?

You know the Heroes for Hire? Well I kind of hired them to do something...

What?

They got your picture back.

[OH MAH GAWD MAH MANLY PRAHDE WHY WOULD SHE EVEN AH COULDA GOT IT BACK MAHSELF AND PUNCHED SERAFINA IN THE FACE ON MY WAY OUT UGHHHH SHE THOUGHT AH COULDN'T GET IT BACK

AH COULD HAVE

HUTHGHHGGFHSGDLHSDHLH]

Uh...thanks.

...you're not happy.

Uh, Ah said thanks, girl!

[NO YOU SAID UH THANKS]

I'll put it by your side of the bed.

Okay.

Ah'll take you out later.

Can we go flying?

Sure.

Ah gotta go, though. Ah'm workin'. See ya later?

Okay.

Love you.

Ah love you more.

Not possible. Now go work so I can see you soon!

See ya.

[/CLICK]

Hey.

What happened. Are you okay?

[SIGH]

Okay, you know that picture she took from me? Well Sally went behind mah back and hired Luke Cage and Iron Fist to go and get it back from her. Now Serafina's all pissed about it.

[...]

[OH THAT GIRL]

[SHE IS SO GROUNDED]

It was Sally?! Why the hell would she--?!

Ah don't know!!! Can you ground her, or somethin'?!

[Trying to sound calm but very obviously does not]

What'll she do to her?

Ah ain't gonna let her get hurt, Warren. As long as Serafina gets a game outta it from me, Ah bet she won't be mad too long.

[EVEN IF IT MEANS I WILL GET HURT INSTEAD.]

Oh, yeah, because I bet you getting hurt won't hurt Sally at all. This is going too far now, Sam!

[HURHGHG]

Ah don't know what else to do.

Pulling a fucking stunt like that isn't the thing to do because I swear to God if you make her cry one tear, Sam--

[Takes a DEEP BREATH so that he doesn't start uttering death threats or some shit because that would be really counter productive, wouldn't it?]

How about you put aside your pride and get some help. There are probably somewhere close to 300 other metas in this city and you just have to play hero all by yourself.

Ah won't, Ah...

Ah'll ask for help.

I mean it, Sam. If I find out that you're actually stupid and ridiculous enough to pull something like that, I'll kick your ass myself.

[and he's not joking because Sam really shouldn't be that strategically stupid.]

Ah will. Ah'll make a post.

Good.

And let me be the first to volunteer because if that bitch touches one hair on Sally's head, she's mine.

Ain't you supposed to be...not doin' X-men stuff?

Is this X-Men stuff?

[...]

No. It's personal.

Yeah, that's what I thought.

Ah'll put some people together, and keep you posted.

Sounds good.

[KTHXBAI /click]

[ring ring ring what the hell is this ringtone sam]

Hey.

Okay, I can't stand the white anymore, Sam. I wake up and I look around the room and it's like we're living in a vacuum. Do you really want to live in a vacuum?

[LOL WHAT]

Uh...the colour don't matter to me none.

You say that and I'll paint the room pink. I bet it would matter then!

Not pink.

But I thought it didn't matter?

No pink!!

Okay okay! I'm putting the pink back. And it was more blush than like pink.

I think I found a better color anyway. Will you help me paint later today if I buy this? I can make it worth your while.

A'course.

Okay! If you don't like the color we can always pick out another one.

Alright, darlin'. Ah'll see ya when you get home.

Yep! Love you.

Love you, too.

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