ahhmahgawd | Phone Post for theposthumans

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Phone Post for theposthumans

[Ringtone]

Ah'm a lil' busy right now, but if you leave a message, Ah'll get right back to you.

Okay. So you said to call if I needed...anyway. Look, I'm sorry if I came off kind of rude or whatever earlier. I know I brought up the whole you yelling at me thing like a million times which was just unfair and stupid. Because mission and danger and...

I'm just sorry okay? Because like its kind of silly to be annoyed at something that happened so long ago and like you, Amara, and Bobby are all I know in this City. So...my roommate catches on fire.

AND NOW I'M BABBLING.

This is the most pointless message in the world. How do I erase--[BEEP]

Does this mean that the message I left you wasn't part of a really bad nightmare?

[LOL]

Hey, it's alright. You get dumped into an alternate world? Freak outs are allowed.

You were supposed to say, what message, Sally? I was just calling for no reason.

Okay, girl.

Ah'm callin' to see how you're doin'.

Now see, that wasn't all that hard! And I'm not freaking out like I was yesterday, so I figure that's a plus.

Do you know where any like thrift stores are? I need to buy clothes.

[NAMES OF STORES]

That's good, Ah--- [PAUSE]

Is your roommate Bea?

Thanks, Sam.

Yeah, she lights on fire. Apparently I get to room with fire people all the time.

[PAUSE]

I am pretty sure that she likes you. Or at least includes you in the list of cute guys in this place. You and...Johnny?

Yeah, Ah know and it burns away all her clothes!

[HORRIFIED]

Wait...Johnny? Johnny Storm?

Yeah, she told me. Which has to suck.

And um, maybe? She did say he was another fire guy and he's a fire guy.

I DON'T KNOW.

Uh. Okay.

You gettin' along?

After the initial this is my room thing, yeah. She gave me a cardigan to wear.

She's real nice.

She reminds me a little of Tabitha, so I think her and I will get along just fine.

[...]

Yeah, a little bit.

Oh, um.

God, I'm sorry Sam.

It's alright, girl. Ah'm actually gonna go flyin' with her in a bit.

Ah'll catch you later? You should hang out with me, 'Mara and Bobby one night soon.

Have fun. I'm going to go find those stores.

And yeah, I'd like that.

Bye.

Ah'll call you later!

Bye.

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Phone Post for theposthumans

[voicemail] I DONT EVEN KNOW OK

[CALLINGl] DAMN I AM HAWT SHITE

[CALLING] NUH UH YOU STINK

[CALLING] BETSY THINKS IM HOT TOO

[CALLING] SCREW THIS I'M MOVING TO NEW MEXICO

[CALLING] BUT SALLLLLLYYY

[CALLING] I'M ONLY STAYING FOR FUN TIMES WITH AMARA

[CALLING] EVERYONE WANTS GUTHRIE

[CALLING] ACTUALLY ROBERTO'S THE CUTE ONE

[CALLING] no

[CALLING] his parachute pants are totally cuter than overalls

[CALLING] sam is crying

[CALLING] gawd fine the overalls are better

[CALLING] c:

[CALLING] :p

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