Phone Post for theposthumans

[ahhmahgawd]

[Ringtone]

Ah'm a lil' busy right now, but if you leave a message, Ah'll get right back to you.

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[ CALLING ]

[ahhmahgawd]

Ah--it's okay. You ain't stupid.

[ CALLING ]

[chamaverde.livejournal.com]

Meus deus, shouldn't have called. It must be late. Desculpe, desculpe. Fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK.

[ CALLING ]

[ahhmahgawd]

It's...okay.

Is everythin' alright?

[ CALLING ]

[chamaverde.livejournal.com]

'm drunk.

[ CALLING ]

[ahhmahgawd]

Errr. Yeah.

Likin' New York, Ah guess?

[ CALLING ]

[chamaverde.livejournal.com]

Não sei porque eu estou te chamando, mas eu quero ir para casa. Tenho saudades da minha equipe estúpido. Eu mesmo sinto falta BOOSTER. Tudo é tão louca aqui e eu nem sei o que estou fazendo a metade do tempo. Eu não sei por que eu estou chamando você à noite. Eu acho, porque você acaba de ser a pessoa mais legal aqui, e você é o único cara que não olhar para minha bunda linda brasileira. Não que eu mente a atenção, mas é bom ter um rapazes falar com a minha cara por uma vez, você sabe? Todos os homens com quem estive são idiotas e oh Deus, eu estou falando como estamos juntos e isso não é assim que eu estou procurando agora. Desculpe. Eu--

Ugh, Bea--você é uma puta idiota. Ele não fala Português.

I'm.

I'm gonna be sick. Hkk.

[ TRANSLATION: I don't know why I'm calling you, but I want to go home. I miss my stupid team. I even miss BOOSTER. Everything is so crazy here and I don't know what I'm doing half the time. I don't know why I'm calling you tonight. I guess because you're just the coolest person here, and you're the only guy who does not look at my gorgeous Brazilian ass. Not that I mind the attention, but it is good to have a guy talking to my face for once, you know? All the men I've been with are idiots and oh God, I'm talking like we're together and that's so not what I'm looking for right now. Sorry. I--

Ugh, Bea. You're a dumb bitch. He doesn't speak Portuguese. ]

[ CALLING ]

[ahhmahgawd]

[....What did she just say?!?! D: BOBBY HALP WHERE ARE YOU]

M-maybe you should go back to wherever you're stayin' and lay down?!

[ CALLING ]

[chamaverde.livejournal.com]

Mrrr, bathroom more comfortable.

[ CALLING ]

[ahhmahgawd]

...Sorry Ah can't be there to help you.

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[chamaverde.livejournal.com]

Own stupid fault.

[ CALLING ]

[ahhmahgawd]

Everyone gets drunk sometimes...

[ CALLING ]

[chamaverde.livejournal.com]

Even YOU?

[ CALLING ]

[ahhmahgawd]

Sometimes!

[ CALLING ]

[chamaverde.livejournal.com]

That's a laugh.

[ CALLING ]

[ahhmahgawd]

It's true.

[ CALLING ]

[chamaverde.livejournal.com]

Name one stupid thing you did drunk.

[ CALLING ]

[ahhmahgawd]

Dragged mah sister into a bar, and beat up a bunch of guys from a rival family.

[ CALLING ]

[chamaverde.livejournal.com]

Rival fami-- [ BURSTS INTO LULZ ]

[ CALLING ]

[ahhmahgawd]

What?! They're jerks.

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[chamaverde.livejournal.com]

Meus deus, ai--[ LOLOLOLOLO ]

You have a rival family?! What IS that?

[ CALLING ]

[ahhmahgawd]

Uh...just how things were in mah hometown.

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[chamaverde.livejournal.com]

I think I saw a movie like that once.

[ CALLING ]

[ahhmahgawd]

....Probably.

[ CALLING ]

[chamaverde.livejournal.com]

Tell me there's a tragic love story too.