Phone Post for theposthumans

[ahhmahgawd]

[Ringtone]

Ah'm a lil' busy right now, but if you leave a message, Ah'll get right back to you.

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CALLING

[turns-to-fire.livejournal.com]

We need to talk.

[PAAAAAAUSE.]

I spoke to Roberto.

CALLING

[ahhmahgawd]

Oh, well Ah forgot to mention that Ah REALLY need to go work right now and Bobby's not even my friend so I don't even know what you're getting at.

Ah'll call you later!!

CALLING

[turns-to-fire.livejournal.com]

Don't you dare hang up.

[THIS IS SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS, SAMUEL.]

CALLING

[ahhmahgawd]

[D:]

Amara Aquilla, Ah am older than you and you can't tell me what to do!

[Except...he's not hanging up because it's Amara and he always listens to her.]

CALLING

[turns-to-fire.livejournal.com]

Is there something you want to tell me, Sam?

CALLING

[ahhmahgawd]

No. Ah swear! NOTHING HAPPENED! Ah don't even know what you're talking about.

I'm sorry.

CALLING

[turns-to-fire.livejournal.com]

I'm not... angry.

[Yes she is BUT MOSTLY UPSET.]

I'm just trying to understand.

CALLING

[ahhmahgawd]

Well, Ah don't understand! Ah don't want to understand. Ah'm just gonna leave this city forever instead.

CALLING

[turns-to-fire.livejournal.com]

[SHE JUST STARTS CRYING. MAYBE THOSE SHOTS WERE NOT A GOOD IDEA.]

I can't compete with you, Sam! I've always accepted that I was number four in Roberto's life-- after you, Magnum PI, and Jesus-- but this is so-- real.

CALLING

[ahhmahgawd]

WHAT?! NO! Ah don't want to compete with you, Amara. Ah ain't! Ah don't. You can have Bobby, and you can keep him forever. Please don't cry, Ah'm so sorry.

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[turns-to-fire.livejournal.com]

[A dignified sniff.]

You don't have to apologize, Sam.

CALLING

[ahhmahgawd]

Yes, Ah do! Because that's weird and Ah don't---Ah don't know what happened!!

CALLING

[turns-to-fire.livejournal.com]

Are you in love?

CALLING

[ahhmahgawd]

NO!

CALLING

[turns-to-fire.livejournal.com]

It's okay if you are.

CALLING

[ahhmahgawd]

We aren't! Get real---that just ain't---No!

Amara, Ah don't love him, and he don't love me! Ah swear, and Ah promise.

CALLING

[turns-to-fire.livejournal.com]

But you would never sleep with someone "just because"!

[SAM YOU ARE BETTER THAN THAT ;_;]

CALLING

[ahhmahgawd]

AMARA, AH CAN'T TALK TO YOU IF YOU KEEP USIN' WORDS LIKE THOSE!!!

CALLING

[turns-to-fire.livejournal.com]

What word should I use, then?

CALLING

[ahhmahgawd]

Not those kinds.

Call it the thing that never shoulda happened and didn't even happen in the first place, because it was probably a dream.

CALLING

[turns-to-fire.livejournal.com]

But didn't it happen?

CALLING

[ahhmahgawd]

...Kind of, but Ah don't think anyone should ever talk about it.

CALLING

[turns-to-fire.livejournal.com]

[She is so sorry, Sam, but she is crying still 8'( ]

The two of you need to work it out somehow.

CALLING

[ahhmahgawd]

We are not working on anything. He's your boyfriend, Amara. Ah don't want him!

CALLING

[turns-to-fire.livejournal.com]

I can't be with him knowing that he has feelings for you!